Joke O' The Day

OK here's one for Wednesday:

Baptist Bra

A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in
New York City, and
told the saleslady, "I would like a size 36B Baptist
bra for my wife."

With a puzzled look the saleslady asked, "What kind
of bra?"

He repeated, "A Baptist bra... She said to tell you
that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would
know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember", said the saleslady. "We don't
get as many requests for them as we used to. Lately,
most of our customers either want
the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the
Presbyterian bra."

Confused and a little flustered, the man asked, "So,
what's the difference?"

The lady responded, "It's all quite simple, really.
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation
Army type lifts up the fallen, and
the Presbyterian type helps keep 'em staunch and
upright."

The man pondered this information for a minute, and
then asked, "So, what does the Baptist type do?"

"They..." she replied, "make mountains out of
molehills."