Tom Delay

Never, in the history of Man, has a person looked happier in their mug shot than Tom Delay. Perhaps if I was a Republican and didn't actually have to work for my money I would be happy to pose for a mug shot too. It would be such a treat for me to do a little conspiracy and money laundering, though I don't think I would be as lucky as Mr. Delay. If this was happening to yours truly, Mr. BennyHill, I would be locked up right now and walking around smoking my Marlboros and worried about becoming someone's girlfriend. Well, maybe not too worried. Gotta go for now, more when the boss lady leaves for the day.