Hurricane Katrina

Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last month:

The hurricane only hit black family's property

New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by
the hurricane.

Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.

New Orleans has no white people.

The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.

When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV.

The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans:
now the city is welfare, looter and gang free, and they are all in your city.

White folks don't make good news stories.

Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you,
instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.

Only black family members got separated in the hurricane
rescue efforts.

Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you,
and give you money for being stupid.

Damn, I feel so sorry for all those black folks.

The only way it could have been worse was to be white.



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