My World of Pain

So my toe is hurting and I go tell my good buddy Ashby about it. It's the toe on my right foot, the toe that is right next to the little toe. I SMASHED it into a chair about a week ago. It's all blue and hurtin' pretty bad when I walk, but I go on. I started thinking though, if I was a professional athlete (football or baseball), I would probably be out of action for up to a month. I guess from what I have read that I have turf-toe. I will be going on the injured reserve, at least for 2 - 3 weeks, oh wait, I live in the real world. I can't take any time off ---- I don't get paid if I don't work. This is one crazy country. But don't get me wrong, I love it.