Something Better

Perhaps there is another way for me to find my fame and fortune than just sitting in my recliner here in Knoxville Tennessee waiting to be discovered as a great actor/star. I just saw where there is a Price is Right primetime special on at this very moment. I could so kick some serious butt on a game show that asked trivia questions. TV, movies, sports, general, it doesn't matter, I know useless information. All I need is to find a way to get on a show where I could show the world all the info in my elephant brain. See therein lies the problem, I can't even afford to get to NYC or LA to audition to even be on a Damn GAME SHOW.

So for now, I'll just keep sittin in the recliner waiting to be discovered. If the right person reads this, --- just think --- you could be the one who found the next SUPERSTAR.