Confession

I have to confess, -- I have taken steroids. In fact, I took a steroid shot just yesterday. I haven't noticed any increase in the size of my head or the shrinkage of my testicles. Now bear in mind this is only my second injection and the injections are for my back and hip pain. If it makes me stronger and able to hit a baseball better, so be it. I may have to try out for the Knoxville Smokies, not for myself but for the kids. Shouldn't it always be for the kids?