About Last Night

So last night I'm dreaming that I am dating Paris Hilton. She actually worshipped me even though I didn't think too much of her. I guess by treating her like I didn't care, it made her want me more, yeah that's it! Hey I know it sounds weird, but I believe that I dreamed that because I was watching an E!True Hollywood story about Nicole Richie. I used to really think that Paris was very very HOT, until I found out about her infamous video with Shannon Doherty's ex. After that I guess I lost all respect for her and realized that our love could never be. Well that and the fact that I am a 40 year old, fat, married father of 2.