Going to Jail

Well as I was waking up this morning, Martha Stewart had other plans. The article says that she arrived in West "BY GOD" Virginia at 6:15 am. She will also make between 14 and 40 cents an hour to work in the big house. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me, free room and board, a little exercise time, and all those women around. I bet Martha already has a couple of brunettes picked out. I would definitely try to get on Martha's good side and be her friend. If she didn't take care of you when you got out of jail, there would always be the book deal waiting on ya. My Life With Martha. Yeah, that's the title of the book, I'll probably need a ghostwriter. Ashby, are you available?