Bush falls off his bike

I just read on cnn.com that President Bush has fallen off his mountain bike. He was riding at his 1600-acre ranch and fell off his $3100 mountain bike. Damn, he has a $3100 bicycle and I just received a 3% raise. I should look into a polical career, of course my father has never been financially secure enough to loan me millions of dollars to buy a major league baseball team.